I’m in Montréal this weekend. Came up for a vacation and to talk to the people behind BarebackThatHole.com about doing more with them - they want me to become more tightly integrated with their business. (Don’t worry - it won’t affect the blog in any way). But that isn’t what the post is about…

I’m really enjoying Montréal this time - far more than the other times I’ve come. It’s always been a great place to spend a weekend, but this is the first time I could see actually living here. I don’t think that will happen any time soon since my bf likes Montréal but doesn’t want to move here - he’s worked too hard to make a life in NY.

Still, it’s a really cool place. This is the first weekend of them shutting down a huge part of St. Catherine Street (the main street that goes through the heart of the “gay village”). It’s turned the place into this really special outdoor community. All the restaurants and bars have spent money and built patios into the street and it will continue to be like this all summer. But more than that we’ve been doing touristy stuff during the days and seeing more than just the gay part of the city…

Oh yeah - and thanks the the Behind That Hole folks, we found the perfect B&B in the gay village - Ruta Bagage - I HIGHLY recommend it. It’s totally charming, run by a nice guy, and about a half block from the hottest part of the gay village.

Montréal has always been one of those places where there were certain times where places were ‘hot’ - if you were a few hours off you’d miss most of the fun. But it’s interesting to see what’s still hot and what’s not… Saloon (a restaurant) is still completely at the top of its game - totally packed, and even has a live DJ. We had dinner there the first night and I there was this cute guy talking to people at the table next to us. Then I heard someone say he’s the owner… Sorta figures…

Meanwhile the Italian restaurant across the street, Daviolo (”little devil”), used to be hot, but now has literally zero customers. How they could lack the imagination to have a happy hour with snack food to get things going is beyond me…

L’Aigle Noir (The Black Eagle) isn’t doing very well either. Which is weird. Le Stud has a lot of the same crowd, and it’s still popular, but the Eagle is mostly dead. It’s sorta sad - a few years ago the Eagle was doing so much better…

All in all it’s weird… Some things are doing as good or better as they used to, other places not so much. I wonder how much of it has to do with the reduction in tourists from the US. Since the US dollar is so much weaker fewer of us come up.

But it might also be the weekend. Tuesday is the 400th anniversary of French settlement in Canada. So it’s a really big weekend and it could be that people are out of town. But it was sorta like this in January when we came up - but then again, that was the dead of winter…

Saturday night my bf and I went to G.I. Joe (a bathhouse). It too was not doing all that well. It was still incredibly sexually charged (which I’ll get to in a moment - trust me), but there were maybe a quarter or a third of the people there that there were a few years ago. My bf thinks it’s because of 1) there are fewer tourists at the bathhouses and 2) if Montrealers are just going to see other Montrealers at the tubs and the economy is down - it’s cheaper for them to hookup with other Montrealers online than spend $27 to get a room at a bathhouse.

OK, so getting onto the sex bit. There were a few guys who wanted to hookup who I found online before we came up here. One cute 23 y.o. twink even wanted to come like 3 hours from Ottawa to hookup with me. But they were just too hard to coordinate and with my bf being here if we did something like that we’d want a 3way. Going to “the tubs” just made more sense - there we could have sex separately…

The first night (Friday) we just weren’t in the mood and after going out for drinks we went to bed at a pretty reasonable hour for being on vacation (midnight). But Saturday I wanted to do something sexual and decided to go to G.I. Joe. Montréal has a lot of bathhouses - like tons of them… There are three just on the main gay strip, plus others scattered throughout the city - we even found one on Sunday while looking at a big church on a walking tour (it was right next door)…

G.I. Joe is the bathhouse with older, masculine sex pigs. There’s another one down the street for young guys, and another one on the strip for really old guys and fat guys… But G.I. Joe has a wide mix of everything from muscle guys to bears - no twinks though… Youngest guys I saw there were maybe upper 20s.

I got a room, my bf got a locker - he wasn’t sure he really wanted to be there and wound up getting bored and leaving before he hooked up with anyone. Later he said he thought it was a bit depressing - but that wasn’t my experience at all…

I wandered around… Saw a little action in the basement, but more seemed to be happening upstairs. They seemed to be having maintenance issues. Both saunas were closed (wet and dry), and water was leaking into the basement and in their dungeon play area… It looked like a huge mess. But the guys that were there were horny and for the most part ready to fuck. There were a lot of guys laying on their bellies - stuff like that. There was just no comparison to Flex Cleveland - GI Joe was so much better, even though it wasn’t as busy as it was a few years ago.

While there were a bunch of guys on their bellies, there weren’t a lot of guys I really wanted to fuck. The one I was interested in wasn’t interested in me - whatever, that happens… So I went and sat in my room and jacked my dick. That was the magic formula that night… All sorts of guys came in my room. Some just wanted to suck my dick, others I wasn’t interested in. Some were marginal, but I played with them just ’cause I was horny…

The first guy I fucked was this older guy that was flagging fisting versatile. I wasn’t all that into him, but he blew me and then made sure I noticed his greasy ass. I was there to fuck and he had a greasy ass… So even though I wasn’t all that into him I fucked him for a bit. Then he said “I’m not ready” and left. Not sure what he wasn’t ready for, but whatever… I mean who cares if he got a load in his ass…It’s not like a top who can legitimately not be ready to cum…

The second guy I almost said ‘not interested’ to, but I was totally glad afterwards that I didn’t. He was this beefy daddy. He has a bit of a belly, but other parts of him were solid. His hair was graying, but in a really sexy way… His face was wide and masculine…

I’ve been trying to remember how it started with him (my mind’s a bit of a blur)… I think he came in, saw my dick, turned around and sat on it… I fucked him that way for a second, then repositioned with him on the bed on his knees - ass up, head down… This is when it really struck me how hot this guy was… While he was beefy, not lean, he was really well proportioned. His torso tapered down to his waist, he had a great ass (not fat), He was hairy in all the right places, and had shaved the others (had a little bit of stubble on his back).

He was width-wise on the bed and I was standing behind him fucking him raw. The hottest part was how this masculine daddy put his head down, and took his fucking and never looked back. He was basically presenting himself to me as just a hole to fuck - and god knows, I love guys who are eager holes… So it was a good match.

At one point I felt like I’d be able to cum in his ass, then that sorta died down. I really wanted to seed him, but started thinking it wasn’t going to happen. Finally I pulled out and rimmed him and then we played around - kissing, sucking nipples, and him sucking my dick. That got me ready for round two and I went back to fucking him…

This time I knew I was going to cum, it was just a matter of time… I kept fucking and fucking and the orgasm kept seeming like it was right around the corner. It wasn’t like I minded fucking him. I was just worried he’d want to change positions or something or want to stop. But luckily that wasn’t the case. He stayed there, head down getting fucked until my orgasm finally came. And when it came I gave him a HUGE load. I usually give big loads, but this one just went on and on…

I got down on my knees and rimmed him, hoping to taste my cum, but never really got any. At one point I think he pushed some out for me, but I missed it ’cause I was up taking a breath and it happened quickly… I gotta say though - the guy had the perfect daddy ass… Somewhat hairy - but it just felt good…

We kissed a little and then he left at which point I closed the door and rested for maybe 10 or 15 minutes. I knew since I had just cum that it would take a little while to be ready to fuck again…

But eventually I was ready and so I went out and looked around some more. Before I found anyone I ran into the daddy again and he asked if I wanted to fuck some more. Since he was a good fuck I was game…

This time it wasn’t about me trying to cum - it was about me fucking him and him jacking off and cumming… Again, he was ass up, head down on the bed. This guy doesn’t like “making a connection” when he fucks - he just likes getting fucked. It’s not like he didn’t make a connection - it was just a more general connection… When it came to getting fucked he just wanted to be a hole.

We started with me rimming him. This time I did get a brief taste of cum (presumably it was mine), so that was hot. When I fucked him, his cummy ass felt even better than before. He was jacking his dick and after a while I could tell he came and so I stopped and just kept my dick in his ass for a bit.

After he left I wandered around a bit seeing who I wanted to fuck. I ran into the hot daddy - he was dressed and leaving. Gotta say he looked good in street clothes… He asked if he could give me his number, so we went downstairs and he wrote his name, number and e-mail address on a card. He’s someone I’d definitely hookup with again next time I come here… Even if we just meet up at a bathhouse again… He was a hot fuck…

As I wandered around I saw a few more guys on their bellies. This one guy was on all fours in his room with his ass towards the door. I watched for a bit and then went in. I was mostly hard so just shoved my dick in his greasy hole. He had a tub of Crisco next to him, so presumably he was looking for more than getting fucked, but I just wanted to fuck him. His whole body was greasy from Crisco, which was a little weird. But he was lean, somewhat muscular so looked pretty hot… at least from the position I saw him… Never did see his face. He just stayed with his head buried in the bed…

His hole was greasy, soft and loose. I’ve never fucked pussy, but I’m thinking it has to be a bit like this guy’s hole… he had positioned himself so that I couldn’t close the door (his foot was in the way). That seemed to be intentional, so I fucked him with the door open. That drew a bit of a crowd and there were a few guys who were watching me fuck him. I didn’t really know if fucking this particular guy was the reputation I wanted that night, so after maybe 5 minutes of fucking him, I broke it off and left…

I wandered around a bit more and saw a few guys I sorta wanted to fuck. One was a guy in room 8 who was fairly young and seemed pretty hot. I had seen him in a 3way earlier, and there were a few of us looking at him. I couldn’t tell if he wanted me or one of the other guys, and before I made my move another guy went in and closed the door.

There was also a guy in room 32 getting fucked who was hot. But when I passed by later the door was always closed. (I remember the room numbers ’cause 8 and 32 are significant numbers when you work with computers like I do…)

I wound up back in my room. One of the guys who saw me fucking the anonymous hole came into my room. He was an older guy - like upper 50s and I didn’t really want to fuck him, but he wouldn’t take no for answer and wasn’t completely gross. He showed me his ass as soon as he came in, but I didn’t really want to fuck it. So then he started giving me a blowjob. I gotta say, he was a talented cocksucker, though it was weird that he kept his glasses on while giving me head.

Then he repositioned himself so I could feel his ass. It was lubed and ready. I figured what the fuck, got up and fucked him for a bit. But since I wasn’t really into him, it didn’t last long… He seemed grateful for what he got and left…

I then wandered around a bit more and saw this hot late-20-something guy getting fucked in the hot tub by an older daddy top. Thought it was weird that the daddy top didn’t leave the hot tub when the bottom did, but then I noticed there was a cocksucker in there who was servicing him… The bottom played around with these tattooed muscle guys in the shower - but it was just horsing around - no sex…

There were a few of us watching the scene and when it started breaking up the bottom stayed in the shower and wanted to get fucked some more. I was tempted, but didn’t really feel like such a public spectacle…

So I wound up in my room again. Guys were coming by - some were just sucking my dick, but this one guy came in, turned around, and sat on my dick for a minute or so and then said he had just wanted it in his ass for a little bit and he was going to leave. I said “you can have more if you want…” but he had done his thing and that was it for him…

Then one of the guys who had been watching the scene in the hot tub and shower area stopped by. He was short, lean and very muscular (without being overbuilt). We played around a bit - sucking each other’s dicks, kissing, stuff like that… I didn’t understand why such a hot guy who obviously spent a lot of time at the gym would be so into me, but whatever… I was enjoying it, so I wasn’t asking questions.

He’d throw his legs in the air and have me finger his hole, but he never seemed to want to get fucked. Which was probably just as well - he had bumps around his hole. Don’t think they were warts - not sure what that is… When he threw his legs in the air his abs had a perfect 6-pack… He was a hot little guy.

When things wound down with him I considered looking around a bit more, but figured I’d had enough ass that night… I had gotten my dick in 5 raw holes, barebacked a hot muscle daddy, and generally played around with a nice selection of guys…

So I figured I’d end things before I got tired of the place, left and went back to the B&B…

The next night I was wiped from walking all around the city during the day, so after dinner we just turned in and went to bed a little early. Boring, I know, but it suited us…

Believe it or not, the place was even more deserted this time than last time. When I went upstairs (where most of the rooms are), there was almost no one there. My first time around upstairs I think I saw one person.

There were 3 or 4 cute guys downstairs in the hot tub and pool, but they were keeping to themselves. All in all there were maybe 8 to 10 other customers I saw around. At one point these two guys were 69ing in the TV/porn room and it looked sorta hot, so I climbed up next to them. I knew they weren’t body beautiful or anything, but whatever. Then one of them wanted to suck my dick while the other guy rimmed his ass. So I let him. Then they changed positions and I had a good look at who had been sucking my dick… UGH! That was the end of that…

Finally I sorta gave up and laid in my room and wrote a blog post. This fairly attractive young-ish (mid to upper 20s) black guy walked by a few times and then stopped. He had a big thick dick that was curved to the right. He wasn’t in great shape. It was like he had lost a lot of weight and was still saggy in parts. The worst part was when he went to kiss he tasted like he’d been eating out some pretty funky ass. So I just tried to avoid kissing him - ’cause it wasn’t like there were many other options…

Since I wasn’t hard and he was, I sucked him a bit to get things started. Then he sucked me. Then I sucked him some more… I had been grabbing for his ass and feeling his hole, so as I sucked him he laid back on the bed and put his legs up. It was clear what he was looking for. So I just went a little lower and rimmed him. That got my dick nice and hard, and I just got up, spit on my dick and shoved in. I loved how there was no discussion of condoms… He just took the raw dick.

I fucked him for a while and really tried to cum, but given how run-down I was feeling from my cold I just couldn’t. I think he was at least wondering whether I came silently in his ass. I could see it in his eyes… We weren’t talking - just fucking. And there were a few times I’d pound him hard and then slow down. The fact that I finally just couldn’t keep it up I think told him I had cum.

With my deflated dick, he knew I was done and so he got his towel and left. It’s funny to think he left thinking I was a stealth breeder…

After that I pretty much went to bed. In the morning there were even fewer people to hookup with, so nothing happened.

So as far as Flex Cleveland, let’s just say there’s a reason why they’re half price during the week… Without going on a weekend, I can’t really say anything conclusively about them, but I can say weeknights are pretty dead.

So yesterday I drove to Cleveland, today I drove to Chicago. The drive through Pennsylvania was really nice, Ohio was boring, and Indiana was pretty good. Getting into Chicago you have to go through Gary, Indiana which was a bit of an armpit… It’s like making people going to NYC go through Bayonne, NJ…

Anyway, I digress. I got to Flex Cleveland (2 hours before my nav system initially said I would - I drive “a little faster than average”) and the place is huge. Not quite a complete city block, but massive… I ask for a “quiet room” (so I can sleep) and then can’t find the damn room. Finally I ask someone to tells me how to get to it.

It was a Wednesday so I wasn’t expecting it to be crowded, plus the place is SO big even when there are people there they’re so spread out it feels even less full than it is. Still there were a fair number of people there - most of them overweight, older white guys. But mixed in there were some younger, trimmer guys…

Flex has wireless Internet, so some guys brought their laptops which created a weird dynamic - they were more interested in surfing Manhunt than having sex with the guys walking past in the hall. What’s with that?

Anyway, I cruise around a bit. Get blown by a balding bear in the TV room for a while. I wasn’t into him, but the blowjob felt good, so I let him do his thing - but I provided zero reciprocation. Didn’t even touch him…

Then later get blown in the TV room (again) by this other guy who just wasn’t my type at all (the first time I wrote that sentence I wasn’t so kind)… When he was sucking my dick it was fine, but when he wanted to kiss, I just couldn’t, so that didn’t last long either.

It was starting to be a really frustrating evening. No one was just laying on their stomach waiting to get fucked. Well, later on there was this one guy, but he was a really big guy - not someone I could get into. There was this one gaggle of pretty hot guys who were mostly on the first floor going from the hot tub to the sauna and back again. One of them was this really hot black kid - early 20s with a huge muscular bubble butt, but there were others that were hot too…

At one point I was in the TV room again (the area the quiet rooms were didn’t get much traffic, so hanging out in my room wasn’t too productive), and this older guy starts coming on to me… He had stopped me in the hall earlier ’cause they were about to announce the winner of American Idol and we chatted briefly. He wanted to go back to my room and suck my dick, so I figured what the hell. He was fully clothed and when we got back to my room and he undressed he turned out to be pretty fat. I know, I should have checked earlier, but whatever… So he gave me a brief blowjob and even though he turned out all the lights at one point, I just couldn’t get into him and never got hard. When he wanted me to play with his nipple (again and again), I finally just called it quits and told him I wanted to walk around some more…

So it was a dud of a night and I went to bed, but the bed wasn’t comfortable and I couldn’t sleep, so I got up again. It was about 1am, and when I got upstairs there’s this guy passed out - half his body was in a room (a bunk and sling room) and his torso and head were in the hallway. He was just laying there snoring away… People had tried to do stuff with him, but he wasn’t responding. The staff was in a flurry wondering what to do and about a half hour later a staff member came along, managed to wake him up and get him to his room. Hopefully he was OK when he woke up. I did notice the first few times I saw him there was a cell phone near his head, and later there wasn’t… So someone stole his cell phone while he was just laying there (unless the staff put it away, but I don’t think they did - they were afraid to do anything with him)…

So I went back to bed and managed to sleep - sorta… The staff didn’t seem to understand that “quiet rooms” meant people didn’t want noise… They kept talking loudly with each other in the hallway and waking me up…

Finally I got up at 7:30 and walked around. The upstairs area was completely deserted. When I went around where I was (the quiet area) there were a few people, and wouldn’t you know it one of them was laying on his belly waiting to get fucked! I went in, he was this little guy with a really trim body… He started sucking my dick, and I was fingering his ass… Let’s just say his ass had seen some use to the point where I didn’t want to rim it. But I needed to fuck, so I lubed up my dick and fucked him… Felt pretty good. It felt like I kept hitting bottom, which was cool - like that a lot. Finally I just blew my load up his hole, pulled out and that was that… Put on my towel and went… There was a little talk, but pretty much all about the sex…

IML seems over the top and I haven’t really gotten into it… More on that later…