Years ago, when my bf was in college he had a messy roommate. In order to tease the guy, his friends nicknamed him “Dirty Darlene”. Over the years my bf has used “Dirti Darlene” online when he didn’t want to reveal his true identity. So we put two and two together and decided to create a straight web site that’s a bit like this one - DirtiDarlene.com. For us that site’s all about trying to make money. I’ve heard straight porn can be a lot more profitable than gay porn - so we’ll try it out for a while and see if that’s the case.

Mind you, it’s all made up, but it’s sorta funny trying to put myself into the headspace of a woman so the written bits would be somewhat believable. The first two posts were pretty rough, but in the most recent post I decided Dirti Darlene was a bored, horny, rich housewife with kids. A swinger (of course), since she’s gotta be into sex and porn enough to have a porn blog. So in the most recent post I have her talking about how the pics remind her of when her husband first had sex with their kids’ nanny. Of course, being the sexually liberated swinger that she is, she showed she was OK by licking her husband’s cum out of the nanny’s pussy. So that will basically be the way I’ll write the site - she’ll tell how the people in the photos/videos remind her of people she and her husband have had sex with…

It’s funny though. I didn’t think I’d like straight porn - and honestly, there’s a lot of straight porn that I do find completely gross. But when the guy and girl are attractive, it really isn’t so bad. The technical quality of straight porn is generally a lot better than it is for gay porn, which helps. And provided I don’t have to hear the girls talk and squeal, or think about their hair getting in the way, or touch their boobs, or think about what pussy must taste like… It’s still really hot to see raw dick fucking a hole. It’s actually sort of an interesting change, and I’m starting to get into it (not that I have any interest in fucking a woman).

For now the site looks just like this one, but we’ll change that over time and make it look more like it was put together by a woman.

So, if you want a change of pace and get into straight porn - check out the site. It’ll be pretty heavily edited - the porn a gay man could get into… And of course, there won’t be a condom in sight anywhere…